Aspen, CO – Internet funny man Matt “Schmutz” Lyons takes aim at the skiers of Aspen, Colorado, in a pretty funny roasting.

Some of the Hits

“What’s going on? My name’s Caviar. Last name’s Chalet. Welcome to Aspen.”

“I’m thinking now that we took our two runs of the day on our $3 ,000 ski setups, we hit the White House Tavern and grabbed a couple chicken sandwiches.”

“It’s perfect because I needed a backup player anyway. It would be nice to have someIf it were possible, I’d bring my Golden Retriever Mogul on the lift with me, but he’s fine back at our eight -bed, nine -bath house I inherited from my uncle Buttermilk.”

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