“Traveling off boardwalks or designated trails in hydrothermal areas.” –Yellowstone National Park
Check out this not so rare example of a species that roams Yellowstone National Park with the scientific name “Touron-Colossicus.” Locally known as Tourons, these dimwitted bipeds walk where they’re not supposed and engage dangerous wildlife with blatant disregard for regulations and their own personal safety. This touron can be seen wandering around a hyrdothermal area unencumbered by park rules, respect for the delicate ecoculture and instincts of self preservation. Its fascinating that this species not only survives but the population seems to be growing in our National Parks.
. Stay on all boardwalks and trails in hydrothermal areas and keep children within reach.
. Pets are not allowed in hydrothermal areas.
. Swimming or bathing is prohibited in hydrothermal pools or streams where water flows entirely from a hydrothermal source.
. Be aware that toxic gases exist in some hydrothermal areas. If you feel sick, leave the location immediately.
Is it really dangerous to walk off the boardwalk in geyser basins?
Yes! Geyser basins constantly change, making it impossible to guess a safe path. Also, the ground may be only a thin crust over boiling water or scalding mud, with some pools acidic enough to burn through boots. Many people have been injured by breaking through the fragile surface, and some people have died from falling into hydrothermal features.