In a distinct departure from their wildly popular oversized frame designs, Pit Viper just debuted The Slammer ($69.69) which are very reminiscent of Oakley’s 1990s smash hit Eye Jackets. With their trademark flare for marketing, Pit Viper advertises The Slammer as the perfect eyewear for wiping out. Not sure how they will sell sans the conspicuous branding on the lens that everyone loves so much but the product video is a hoot:

“Welcome to The Slammer, a durable sunglass meant for eating shit. A smaller shape, The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for radical wind and shit protection. Witness the destruction with Extreme Seeing.”

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