Can’t a man just sleep fully clothed in the middle of a flowing river in peace anymore? Or does some worry-wart Karen have to call search and rescue crews every time it happens.? Jeez.

In all seriousness, I would have thought this was a dead body too. I mean how often do you seen a person in jeans and a t-shirt laying face up in the middle of a river bed that isn’t dead?

My guess is that the search and rescue crew guys were probably somewhat pissed that this dude decided to take a snooze there. I’m also just going to make the assumption that this dude was drunk off his rocker.

I don’t think a sober person decides to take a cat nap in a river, ya know?

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