Pit Viper is one of those ski industry success stories that you wouldn’t hardly believe unless you saw them come up through the ranks. Basically it started with a satirical line of sunglasses that you might expect Macho Man Randy Savage to wear while enjoying an après beverage. Their promo videos were of the viral quality and out of nowhere, their in your face eyewear became fashionable to wear on slopes from coast to coast. For years they’ve sold untold amounts of sunglasses and finally decided to introduce a goggle line (or Gogglés as they call them). The product launch video is nothing sort of spectacular:

Here’s the a bit about the inspiration behind their new Gogglés line which can be used for everything from skiing to competition aerobics to sex:

“Millions asked and one company listened. Pit Viper now presents Gogglés. Probably the most important development in active eyewear since the last product we launched.

For looks, for protection, for comfort, and for champagne spray, there’s nothing like Gogglés. Except for our sunglasses, which check those boxes too”

Why Gogglés?

Although the sun assaults from above, wind penetrates from all angles. Traditional Pit Vipers buck wind speeds up to 420 kph, but some Pit Viper owners say they need to go faster. For real speeders, we present our first full face-cupping pair of Pit Vipers, the foam lined, strap-on, Gogglés.

Included in this customized system of modular components:

  • 1 x Aerodynamic frame built from space-grade materials
  • 1x Ultralightweight adjustable nylon/spandex Pit Viper sport-band strap-on system™
  • 2x State-of-the-art flexible sport-lens™ (Mirrored and Low Visibility)
  • 1x Washable & absorbent dual-compartment soft fiber Limpcloth™
  • 1x Sleek and convenient Experts Only Firmcase™ to keep it all handy

Originally designed to block champagne spray from the eyes of World Champions™, Gogglés may also be repurposed for all sport applications such as:

  • Skiing
  • Snowboarding
  • Skijoring
  • Mountain biking
  • Water
  • Dog walking
  • Sailing
  • Ball stuff
  • Hood rat stuff with your friends
  • Surfboarding
  • Inline
  • Snowblower
  • Video games
  • Volleyball
  • Aerobic competition
  • Sex

Testimonials:

  • “These are great, you can really see how they”
  • “I can’t even tell you how different it is from sunglasses”
  • “The glare will not come in from the side, it cuts it out because the gogglés wrap around your head, where the average sunglasses stop.”
  • “Nice.”
  • “I have been telling them to do this for 5 years!”

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images from pitviper