Vandals Literally "Blew Up" a Public Toilet in Utah Park

Vandals Literally "Blew Up" a Public Toilet in Utah Park

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Vandals Literally "Blew Up" a Public Toilet in Utah Park

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Yes you read that headline right. KUTV reported that vandals used an “explosive device” to blow up a public toilet at Pioneer Park in St. George Ut. It was estimated to have caused over $1,000 in damages.

Apologies in advance for these atrocious puns/jokes. I honestly can’t help myself.

  1. I bet the damage wasn’t worse than what my grandfather does to our plumbing each year after Thanksgiving.
  2. This obviously gives literal context to “blowing up the toilet”.
  3. This must be a shitty situation for the town of St. George to deal with.
  4. $1,000 in damage? That’s a crap load of money.
  5. I’m sure the police are really pissed off.
  6. Toilet exploding? Man I really cracked up at that.

Sorry…

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