Hilarious look at the natural progression of buying your first bike.  Starting with researching mountain bikes while you should be working at your cubicle, to realizing all the stuff you just bought makes you look like a goober, to buying a proper kit but having to work two jobs to afford it to finally realizing that its not about the bikes you ride, its about the rides your bikes take on:

Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....