10 Things You'll Catch Every Injured Skier Saying

10 Things You'll Catch Every Injured Skier Saying

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10 Things You'll Catch Every Injured Skier Saying

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I’m a lucky guy in that my ski injuries have been short lived. Recenlty I experienced surgery to address my first longer term injury in what will be my first season ender in 27 years on snow. Upon exiting the OR, the first thing that came to mind was shit skiers say when they’re injured is 100% great BS. So with that in mind, here are some of my favorite things you’ll hear an injured skier say.

10) I’ve been needing to take a season off of skiing anway…

9) It’s not even going to be THAT GREAT of a season…

8) My knee brace was custom made…

7) Did I tell you the story?…

6) I had the same surgeon as Lindsey Vonn…

5) I’m waiting to get health insurance before I do anything about it…

4) Don’t worry, I’m on medicaid, it’s all free…

3) At least I sent it..

2) I wasn’t even sending it…

1) Ski you next year…

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