Ever since humans first slid across fresh snow on a pair wooden planks, skiers and riders have compared best days on the mountain to their best evenings spent in the sack.
No matter what the gender, sex and skiing share quite a lot. Extreme elation, sudden release, and wonderfully sore muscles are all part of the game but luckily– not all that happens on the ski hill applies in the bedroom. Here is a list of things that are 100% permissible during a powder day that are 100% inappropriate during sex.
5) Saying your feet hurt
If you’re boots aren’t buckled extra tight on the deepest day of the season, you’re going to regret it. On the other hand, if your feet cramp during sex– you might want to eat a banana and reconsider your overall health/exercise program.
4) Riding from 9am-4pm
Going bell-2-bell on a powder day is a badge of honor whereas having sex all day will leave you chafed, tired, and possibly out of a relationship.
3) Complaining it’s not deeper
While powder snobs will complain that it’s not quite as deep as that one day last season, complaining it’s not deeper in bed is a sure fire way to make a man feel ill-equipped.
2) Suddenly screaming ‘this is the best day of my life’
Unless it’s on your wedding day, screaming ‘this is the best day of my life’ during sex is extremely off-putting.
1) High fiving a friend
Unless an agreement was reached prior to the act, high fiving a friend is a sure fire way to cheapen or kill the sexual experience altogether. Powder days on the other hand welcome this gesture as an enriching act that confirms how sick the last run was.