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Top 10 Excuses When Skiing

TOP 10 EXCUSES WHEN SKIING

  1. I partied way too hard last night.

  2. I totally would have sent it bigger but my boots were in walk mode.

  3. I’m broke.

  4. I would totally ski it with you, but I’m over it.

  5. I didn’t bring my skins.

  6. My beacon is out of batteries.

  7. My dukes are broken.

  8. I have to go to work.

  9. My goggles are fucked.

  10. I am meeting up with this chick for a ski date.

 

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