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There’s a reason they call it Thirsty Thursdays.

So this Thursday, kick back and do some beer drinking while watching one of the best ski films ever made– Hot Dog The Movie.

* The following rules are meant for drinking beer from cans (preferably Busch Light) and in the company of both sexes.

Here are the rules:

-Drink whenever someone does a Spread Eagle

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-For every side boob, drink for one second (two seconds if you can see two side boobs)

-Any instance of full frontal nudity results in the group doing a waterfall (left to right, right to left alternating)

-Whenever Dan O’Callaghan drinks, you drink

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-Take a drink for every goal scored in broomball

-Drink every time you see or hear the words ‘Squaw Valley’

-If anyone makes fun of ballet skiing, they must drink till the end of the competition

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-For every flip, take a drink

-Two drinks for a double

-Three drinks for a triple

-Four drinks for the Kick Ass Blaster

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-Drink every time you get aroused

-Drink every time you feel sexually awkward

-Chug your beer if you feel awkward and aroused

-Shotgun your beer when Squirrel gets a blowjob

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-Drink whenever somebody complains about the contest being rigged or unfair

-Take a drink every time Squirrel puts on sunscreen

-Drink anytime someone crashes

-Shotgun your beer when Kendo karate chops the peanut

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Also Read: Where Are They Now- Hot Dog… The Movie

The following rules were drawn from a variety of sources with the main source being Jimmy Davoren to whom he credits “JDav and KWitts,” whatever that means…

*Always drink responsibly

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