I’m calling bullshit on this whole Andy Anderson being human narrative and think a DNA should be administered to get to the bottom of it.  How the  IOC let an alien impersonating a Canadian skateboarder compete in the Beijing games is beyond me. Exhibit A: this otherworldly Dark Slide Andy nailed at the Tampa Pro that begs the question…is this dude for real?

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