“I like that boulder, thats a nice boulder.”

I know what I want for Christmas…a donkey that will shovel my driveway on a powder day.  As the neighbors gathered around to gawk I would have be primed and ready to yell “Stop staring at ass!” Pun for the win.

Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....