Did you recently win the lottery or inherit the financial holdings of a deceased oil baron? Are you also a ski bum that is ready to retire to the mountains into an over-priced log cabin?

Well, you’re in luck!

The most expensive home listed in Jackson, WY on Zillow is a 4,995 sq. ft. log cabin that is running for a cool $17.75 million!

Now 5,000 sq. ft. is certainly nothing to scoff at, but the value of this home comes in the 37 acres of property that’s yours to do whatever the hell you want with.

Maybe you can pack some over-priced wine and cheese for a picnic and watch as moose, elk, and other critters stare critically at you from a distance.

But don’t worry, you can look back at them and say, “I spent $17.75 million on a house without air conditioning, okay? I can do whatever the hell I want. The guy who wrote that blog on Unofficial Networks told me so.”

I’ll vouch for you, promise…

You’ll even have stunning views of the trails at Jackson Hole Mountain Resort right out your window.

You can gaze at the peasants descending the ski slopes knowing that none of them own a house more expensive than yours.

In all seriousness this house is pretty damn sweet if you’re looking to blow a load of cash on the ultimate skiing/mountain pad.

Maybe pool 100 of your closest friends together and you’ll only have to spend $177,750 each on the ultimate Jackson getaway.

Just don’t come crying to me when the nightmare of sectioning weeks out for everybody comes afoot.