“I heard you slip and look like a dickhead I aint no dickhead I heard you have to sleep in a shallet What’s a shallet? Ain’t that a onion?”

British comedian Mawaan Rizwan aggressively hates skiing so much he actually cut a rap track to diss the sport we love so much. Plot twist, he maybe went skiing and loved it. What a goof.

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