“I love hotdogging down double black diamonds and hanging onto two poles to keep my balance…and I wasn’t talking about skiing that time fellas.”

Here’s a vintage 2005 SNL skiing skit featuring Donatella Versace joined by Paris Hilton and Elton John on the slopes of Grindlewald, Switzerland. Stinkerbell, Dogatella, Bitchaccino…so much to love:

Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....