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Whether the tubing sucked, the snowboarders were out of control, or Turtleneck Tuesday wasn’t as advertised, these reviews are gold– 24 carat gold.
Keystone, CO – The Tubing Sucks!
Northstar, CA – Turtleneck Tuesdays
Squaw Valley, CA – Local Lingo
Whistler Blackcomb, BC – Stigmata Of Skiing
Mt Baker, WA – Baker Sucks, Tell Your Friends
Steamboat Springs, CO – “Everyone Seemed High On Pot”
Okemo, VT – Walmart Meets Skiing
Hunter Mountain, NY – AKA Jersey Mountain
Arizona Snowbowl, AZ – Pee Pee’s Ski Area
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