We’ve all been guilty of playing hooky from school or work in the name of skiing but would you stoop so low as to doctoring audio recordings to spark unrest in among teachers so they would strike just to get the day off to go skiing? Yes, we would too and we also fully support the turtleneck and windbreakers look as viable and fully bitching way to stay toasty and remain stylish on piste.

Thanks to Funny Or Die for reminding us that Zach Morris is actually a terrible human being. 

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Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....