“What the f*ck are those and I gotta have some”-The Illusion

The Illusion obviously has a way with words, in fact he gives advice over the phone for money:

“TO SET UP private phone counseling/consulting APPOINTMENT : hamishpatterson69@yahoo.com. Fee is donation based on a sliding scale between $.50 – $1 a minute via PayPal. Those financially unable to donate are welcome to set up an appointment as well.”

This guy is unreal.

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Francis Xavier is a seasoned writer for Unofficial Networks, bringing a lifetime of outdoor experience to his work. Having lived in a ski resort town for years he has a deep connection to mountain culture....

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