#1 – Tampon/Maxi Pad Man. This guy has a bloody good time.
#2 – Virginia Tech Shooting Vicitim.  WTF is a Hokie?
#3 – Child Suicide Bomber.  …pretty inappropriate
#4 – Trash Can Baby.  What is worse than 1 baby in 1 garbage can?  One Baby in ten garbage cans.
#5 – Trans Barbie.  You’ve gotta have balls to pull this off.
#6 – Bursting Baby.  When baby is ready to come out, baby comes out.
#7 – Down for the Count.  I want to suck your…
#8 – Cowboy in Sheep. There’s no arguing that cowboys like their sheep.
#9 Kool Aid Man. This is just kinda sad, yet dead on.
#10 Hitler Toddler. This is, yeah, just f#$ked up.

Bonus Costume:

Boiling Lobster Baby.  This just ain’t right, but it’s damn cute.

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Tim Konrad, founder of Unofficial Networks, is a skier with over 20 years in the ski industry. Starting the blog in 2006 from Lake Tahoe with his brother John, the website has grown into one of the world’s...