Should We Send This Guy A Unofficial Beanie?

Should We Send This Guy A Unofficial Beanie?

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Should We Send This Guy A Unofficial Beanie?

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We received this email from “Double Black D”….. 

Hey Unofficial,
First off, Who do you think you are running a skiing website? I am so much better than you.
I need an unofficial beanie. Badly. Why you might ask?
1. I am rad as hell, radder than you will ever be, and you probably have a beanie.
2. I party hard and talk a lot of shit.
3. I have double black diamonds tattooed on my back. Are you that rad?
4. I live in Marquette, which was just voted #30, YES #30, in Powder Mags 32 best ski towns, and seeing how I’m the best skier here, I think I need to back it up with an Unoffical Beanie.


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