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Cornucopia of Corn Crystal Clusters | Unofficial Mammoth Conditions Report | April 18, 2012

Skiing, snowboarding, spring snow, skier cross
Skier cross from Hair Jump to World Cup was open to the public. How long will that last?

MAMMOTH CONDITIONS REPORT | It’s that time of year again… bikinis, board-shorts, bump-lines, and that all too familiar sound of boards swishing and slashing thru the sweet spring corn.

Some of you may already be well-versed in ‘corn snow-ology’ and the joys it can bring. Others often use the term hap-hazardly, not really knowing what they’re talking about. No worries – here is the ‘ski-bum-wanna-be’ dictionary definition:

Corn Snow (colloquial)

Also: Quasi-Corn, Spring Snow

Noun Skiing

1) Coarse, granular wet snow. During the spring and summer diurnal cycle of melting and refreezing the corn snow skiing is at its best in mid to late morning, after a layer has begun to melt but before it is too wet and sloppy.

2) Great for inflicting snow rash in the event of a fall while wearing a bikini.

Origin: 1930-35

Source: www.avalanche-center.org

 

image: fsavalanche.org

Moving on….

Winter is over (at least for this week) and the Mountain is primed for the ultimate spring shredding experience. The coverage is great, the weather’s awesome, the crowds are gone, and the riding is stellar. No dirt patches nor puddles – just top to bottom great riding.

A word of advice… If you haven’t waxed your skis this season, I am giving you fair warning, it’s time – the E-brake Slug (proper definition to come in a subsequent report) is on the prowl!  By mid-day the sticky factor on the lower mountain is running high. WAX THEM BOARDS!

Not dry winter snow, not spring corn... Up here the snow is somewhere in between - definitely worth a trip up Chair 23!

THE CONDITIONS

THE PROS:

The West Bowl zipper-line is officially on! Mogul bashers get out there and show us how it's done.

THE CONS:

Great turns to be had in Cornice Bowl right now. No crowds and great snow.

PARK REPORT:

Go big or go home! New jump at the bottom of Main Park.

The STATS:

Bottom line: Great snow, awesome coverage, warm weather, and lots of bikinis and board-shorts to be seen!  Don’t forget your sunscreen (nobody likes to see a lobster-head)!

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