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Top 10 Places to go Balls Deep

1. Lake Louise ( I mean Lake Disease) Highest STD rate in Canada
2. Whistler ( 2nd Highest STD rate in Canada behind Banff/Lake Disease
3. Mt. Baker (if you like it wet and sloppy PNW style this is the place for your balls to get deep.) (800 in. last year)
4. Jackson Hole (cold smoke, hot youthful village scene, tourist looking to jump into a dirt bag for a night or two)
5. Revelstoke (kill the banker is one of the best runs in the land, airs under the gondola never looked so cool)
6. Shames Mountain  Terrace, B.C.  (475 inches) nuff said
7. Whitewater, B.C. (This one is strictly for the skiing, lots of good skiing, balls deep powder skiing)
8. Pretty Much Anywhere in B.C.  (Golden, Selkirks, Dogtooth, Kootenany’s u can’t go wrong)
9. Kicking Horse, B.C. (The gondy ride is 14 minutes no mid-station, can u say drop those ski pants all I need is 3 minutes!)
10. Rose Mountain  (you can ski pow all day and then dip into the brothels at night)  How come no one ever says RENO baby yea! RENO, I’m going to Reno!

Sorry Utah, I just don’t think you are trying hard enough eh, maybe some more aggro skiing at Alta, or a couple of “dawn patrol” missions might loosen you up to the fact that while you are skiing around in the dark, a whole bunch of chill canadians are getting laid and skiing pow at the same time!  BALLS DEEP forever. Long live Canada, and the Great White North….O canada..

– Jack Louis Cote

is currently balls deep in the maritime snowpack.

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