From the UnofficialSquaw Archives: 2008-2009 Squaw Valley Lifties put this little calendar together. We dare you not to get a good laugh out of it.
Going one step beyond… that’s what makes people remember 
You can’t polish a turd… but you can roll it in glitter.
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
I’m strrrong and fast like a gazella
60% of the time it works everytime
coming at you like a beam, like a ray… chica chica
If you french fry when you’re sposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time
F#@ken Bang
Two is better then one
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