5 Christmas Gifts Every True Ski Bum Will Love [NSFW]

5 Christmas Gifts Every True Ski Bum Will Love [NSFW]

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5 Christmas Gifts Every True Ski Bum Will Love [NSFW]

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Skier trash, ski bums, skids– whatever you want to call them… They inhabit every ski area and chances are you might even have one as a friend, coworker, or god help you– spouse. This year, give the gift of skidmas!

5) Freshly cleaned one-hitter

Every skid in the world has a clogged one-hitter in their ski pant pocket. This year, give ’em a used, yet freshly cleaned faux-cigarette dugout and thank the heavens when you’re actually smoking weed instead of resin on the chairlift.

4) 30 rack PBR

This one speaks for itself. Skid’s need a drink or 30 too sometimes.

3) VR Porn Subscription

Lets get real. When skids get laid– it’s not pretty. Might as well keep it to themselves and get them a VR porn subscription instead.

2) Roll of duct tape

Skids revere Duct Tape above all else and for good reason. It keeps them clothed, sheltered, and shredding.

1) CD of Metallica’s ‘Ride The Lighting’

If you don’t like Metallica’s Ride the Lighting, you’re not a skid. 

 

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