Fargo, ND resident, Todd Fox, has been detained for “reckless endangerment” for using a flamethrower to remove snow from his property. Fox reportedly became fed up with the week-long blowing snow event, taking to his “high-powered fire-breathing weaponry”.
Neighbors notified police after Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow pile in his front yard. Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit.”
Police say that Fox surrendered his efforts immediately upon their arrival and that his front yard “looked like a hydrogen bomb had gone off.” They think he was just happy to be done with snow removal, even if it did mean a trip to jail.