A woman visiting Custer State Park in South Dakota was violently attacked by a bison after getting off her motorcycle to approach a buffalo calf.
To the surprise of no one but these morons, an adult bison came charging after her.
Reports from the Custer County Chronicle state one of the bison’s horns got caught in the woman’s belt and “swung her around violently.”
“She was apparently saved when her pants came off and she fell to the ground unconscious,” an eyewitness said. “[A]t that point, the attacking animal ran off along with the rest of the herd.”
Custer County Sheriff Marty Mechalev told the outlet that the woman escaped serious injury in the incident.