7) How many telemark skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to turn the bulb while the other says “nice turns bra!”
6) Three snowboarders are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving?
The police.
5) What’s the difference between a cactus and a ski school jacket?
With the cactus… the prick is on the outside.
4) How do snowboarders introduce themselves?
“Sorry dude”
3) What is the difference between God and a Ski Schooler?
God doesn’t think he’s a Ski Schooler…
2) What’s the difference between a ski bum and a pizza pie?
The pizza can actually feed a family of four
1) Why do lifties only have 30 minute long breaks?
Because if they were any longer, you’d have to re-train them.