This dude would have been pulled over in a school zone and he was on a damn kayak. Check out this clip of Red Bull sponsored kayaker Dane Jackson reaching speeds of 36mph while running down Tenaya Creek in Yosemite National Park. Telemetry rules:
He suggests his Youtube Page is “Like being at a strip club, you don’t really know how you got here, but you might as well stick around.” Here is Dane’s highlight edit from 2017. Dude is nut: