Things You Can’t Do Anymore Now That You’ve Become A Ski Bum
– Enjoy a Christmas at home
– Carry health insurance
– Be picky about your sexual partners
– Open a savings account
– Make your mother proud
– Live with less than 3 roommates
– Find a wife/husband
– Ski Canada because of that fucking DUI
– Sleep late on powder days
– Obtain gainful employment
– Go a day without smoking weed/drinking beer
– Shower
– Wait for winter to return
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