Unofficial’s Favorite Hashtags
by, Barclay Idsal
1. #morningcommute
You finally got the city folks beat with this one. Your life is truly better than their vacation.
2. #japow
Go fuck yourself you lucky somabitch.
3. #powderweek
Nowadays every pro, harebrained ski writer, and barely legal ski rep goes to #powderweek in Jackson Hole. For one week in February, every secret is revealed… @granitecanyon #powderweek! Keep your secrets and tell those washed up ski bum wanna be’s to go back to San Clemente.
4. #ladyshred
I have nothing but love for this hasgtag. Chicks are finally breaking through barriers and progressing (I have no idea what they are talking about). Basically, @sierraquititquit is so hot right now.
5. #skiboss
@tannerhall420 does what he wants. That means going to Ferguson, Missouri to report on the state of human affairs. Wow. Amongst other things like ridiculous pillow lines and serving as a civil rights ambassador, the #skiboss is so ridiculous I don’t know what to think… I’m pretty sure I like it.