Joey bagadonuts

Joey Bagadonuts suffers from a severe and persistant lack of the ability to bullsh$t. He tells you want you don't wanna hear, but know is true.

Articles by Joey bagadonuts

Comment of the Week: “Squaw is Like…”

You guys get some funny comments on this ski blog from time to time. So I thought I would highlight some in a new weekly post I am calling Comment of … Read More

“Locals Only you F#%king Grommet!” Classic | Kenny Powers out for a Sponge

There’s been a lot of belly aching recently about “who owns what mountain?” or “hey, why doesn’t my pass work on extra special V.I.P. day?” or “Hey! why the F#%k … Read More

Still Telemarking, huh?

“Telemarking? Seriously?  Are people really still telemarking?” “Yes, my friend, unfortunately they still are.” “Why, Joey, why would anyone perform this hideously archaic form of gay ski ballet?” “Well, lend … Read More

Only a Mother Could Love a Comp Skier

So, I’m chillin’ in a ski resort cafeteria last season at about 4:30pm and a dude sashays into the cafeteria wearing a bright yellow competition bib. “Hmmmm” were the words … Read More

Still Telemarking, huh?

“Telemarking? Seriously?  Are people really still telemarking?” “Yes, my friend, unfortunately they still are.” “Why, Joey, why would anyone perform this hideously archaic form of gay ski ballet?” “Well, lend … Read More

Where the F@$K are the Girls!?

You walk into a ski town bar horny and ready to have some fun on a Saturday night and whattaya see?  Cock.  Lots and lots of cock.  You balk, afraid … Read More

FML: Where the F@$K are the girls!?!

You walk into a ski town bar horny and ready to have some fun on a Saturday night and whattaya see?  Cock.  Lots and lots of cock.  You balk, afraid … Read More