HEY! We told you not to Laugh.

The TeleManiac (patent pending) is a training device for Telemark skiers as well as aspiring telemark skiers. And YES, people still tele (Still Telemarking, huh?)

I mean what could possibly go wrong when doing squats in Telemark gear while balancing on a Telemaniac?

From the Official Website TeleManiac

THE TELEMANIAC IS A SERIOUS WORKOUT FOR SERIOUS SKIERS

Added weight (in a backpack or a weight vest) replicates the g-force load of different terrain:

  • Bodyweight + 5%-8% = Green Terrain
  • Bodyweight + 8%-10% = Blue Terrain
  • Bodyweight + 10%-12% = Black Terrain
  • Bodyweight + 15% or more = Extreme Steepness

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