“When you are on the snow it has the consistency of a tub of Land O’Lakes low sodium butter.”
Meet Slushie, an outspoken representative of the subcategory of skiers who lives for late season turns on what he has dubbed “SNIRT” a 50/50 mixture of snow and dirt. Dig the enthusiasm Slushie, make sure to butter up with SPF 100 while enjoying those relative arctic vibes: