Hilarious 'Wildlife Petting Chart' To Deter Idiots In National Parks

Hilarious 'Wildlife Petting Chart' To Deter Idiots In National Parks

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Hilarious 'Wildlife Petting Chart' To Deter Idiots In National Parks

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A Man Was Filmed Petting a Bison in Yellowstone National Park

We’ve all seen plenty and I plenty of idiots trying to pet bison in places like Yellowstone National Park, right? Those fools usually end up getting charged at, gored, and sometimes even killed.

It feels like an epidemic at this point, and thankfully some educational materials have been created to prevent instances from like that continuing to happen.

Please see the ‘Wildlife Petting Chart’ below and send to your friends who are most likely to pet a bison. Let’s stop them from acting on their stupidity before they even get the chance.

May be an image of text that says 'Remember to keep your distance, and enjoy your experience watching wildlife. No touching. feeding, harassing. WILDLIFE Petting CHART LOCATION OF SHOES AND HAT THINK OF THE CHILDREN FREE FLYING LESSON HUH, YOU REALLY DO GET THE HORNS... NOPE WANT To LEARN MORE ABOUT MY INSURANCE POLICY CONCUSSION BRUISED EGO... AND STERNUM NO WHY? BISON BULL CHARGING IN FOR ADDED DRAMA USE YOUR ZOOM, GIVE THEM ROOM'

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