Idiot of the Decade Wades Into Brooks Falls For Selfies With Feeding Grizzlies

Idiot of the Decade Wades Into Brooks Falls For Selfies With Feeding Grizzlies

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Idiot of the Decade Wades Into Brooks Falls For Selfies With Feeding Grizzlies

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Excuse me ladies and gentlemen for the absolute can of internet whoopass I’m about to release on this bozo.

First thing. Who in their right mind would think it’s safe to wade out into a river while dozens of bears are feasting on salmon to prepare for winter hibernation? Was he dropped on his head as a child? Did he just roll in from Stupid Town?

Second, who in the literal hell created by Steve Jobs that we currently live in thinks it’s okay to take a selfie from that close in this situation?! The National Park literally built a walkway and viewing platform so that humans can observe the bear feeding from a safe and respectful distance! I would expect this behavior from some stupid kid or teenager but not a grown man with a fully-developed brain…

I’m glad this guy isn’t hurt or dead, but god damn was he asking for it by wading out there and acting like an idiot.

 

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