Jim Gaffigan's Bit On "Skiing is insane" Is Full of Zingers And Very Funny.

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By UnofficialNet March 23, 2019

By: UnofficialNet | March 23, 2019

Jim Gaffigan rant on skiing for CBS’s Sunday Morning is well worth the watch.

“Because I’m a great father I take my family skiing.”
“You don’t want to be seen skiing in a non-skiing coat. How embarrassing!”
“Skiing was obviously a rich person’s idea.”
“I want to be one with Nature but I don’t want to feel Nature. I want every inch of my body protected from Nature. I want to be out there with Nature. But halfway up the mountain, I’d love to go to a coffee shop.'”
“Skiing is really the only time you will see rich people wait in line. And believe me: they’re not happy about it!”

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