I haven’t seen a chicken fight on the slopes since the mid 90s but in the universe that Bogner outwear exists they never went out of style. I think if you buy Bogner you perpetually ski in an alternate plane of reality where everything happens like it does in a Juicy Fruit commercial. Sometimes being corny and playing your snowboard as an air guitar for way too long is absolutely the right thing to do and I want to personally thank Bogner for being bold enough to cater to this demographic.

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