Top 10 Worst Things About Sharing A Ski Lease With Darth Vader

Top 10 Worst Things About Sharing A Ski Lease With Darth Vader

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Top 10 Worst Things About Sharing A Ski Lease With Darth Vader

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TOP TEN WORST THINGS ABOUT SHARING A SKI LEASE WITH DARTH VADER:

10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren’t his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your beer right before you open it.

8. Always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent “a long, long time ago.”

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing “Darth Brooks” routine.

5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, “No, Darth isn’t here. He’s on the ice planet Hoth.”

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

*via an email from some guy who claimed that his buddies, little brothers, friend got talked into a ski lease in Tahoe Donner with The Vader

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