Apparently, marijuana floats
8,000 pounds (4 tons) of Marijuana was found floating 15 miles off the Orange County, California coastline near Dana Point. The estimated value of this “slice of cheese” is $3 million.
The explanation for this = none. Maybe it was headed to a ski town near you?
Marijuana is often found off the CA coast, but it’s always the result of a smuggler pitching the cargo overboard during a coast guard chase.
The actual marijuana bags found in the ocean
No arrests have been made in this case.
Marijuana floating off the California and Florida coast is common enough to have coined a name: the “Square Grouper.”
the legendary “Square Grouper"
Why this post has relevance to the ski industry: “oh, c’mon, you know why.”
“Smoking Weed & Skiing…A Winning California Combination?”
If you’d have rolled up on this “catch”, what would you have done with it?
I’d have harvested all of it into my yacht, made sure it actually was marijuana through ardent testing. Then set it free again.
I’d try to overdose on weed!…but seriously that movie is on Netflix. Watch it, its pretty insane!
Until they start growing that stuff without seeds they can keep it. No worthy ski town around would want that stuff with all the seeds and stems.
I would enjoy it bowl by bowl……
I’d burn it all and spread the ashes over the Chimney
High, yes.
Dry, no.
$13,000,000 for 8,000 lbs?? That comes out to $100 per ounce. Must be the shittiest brick weed in Mexico. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that none of us would want anything to do with it.
Legalize it. Well, wait for all the old hacks in congress to die off (good riddance), then legalize it. Then we don’t have to deal with these goddamn Mexicans leaving their dirt-quality stash floating in our waters. Powah to tha people, y’all
If I did my math correctly that’s actually $23 an ounce..
the article I read says 3 million?
lol ever heard of costco? It’s the same as weed, buy in bulk and save!
Busted open the bails and let it drift because weed is for dumb asses…
Blow me Hooch
You should die too with all the congressmen that are harshing our mellow! You must be as uneducated as everyone else! For the record, if you ever talk shit to anyone in squaw for blazing around you we will tease you for being such a hater. If you ask us to put it out on the chairlift we’ll push you off and laugh…cuz its funny and fuck it we’re high! Let me finish this with you probably suck at skiing cuz you don’t know what being free is like. Whats out like being afraid of everything? Or does it give you anxiety? Holy shit I could go all day. Fuck out,
all you hippies need to grow up and do coke like an adult
hahaha you’re dumb.
My sources tell me the dump was closer to 9K. I think someone pinched that sack before the officials got a hold of it.
Real talk.
retire
doubtful that much was thrown over board because they saw a coast guard cutter en route. from what I’ve heard in the drug dens I hang out in, growers will often leave their stash at a particular coordinate and attached buoys, then the pickup is made by the dealer.
if that shit was wet it probably wasn’t floating, smoke it!
We’d sell it to some doper ski bums and then watch and wait!! Once we had a complete list of criminals and their associates, we’d suit up in our badass riot gear, get a shitload of badass guns, and bust their doors down before they even have a chance to see who they’re sleeping next too! After we scare the fuck out of them, trash their pad, and maybe shoot a barking dog, we’d send their powerless asses to jail, seize their assets, and take away their rights!! Then we’d collect our commission and go get shitcanned!!!