This weeks photo by Bill Groder
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This weeks photo by Bill Groder
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#2 Hat to best Website caption + G.N.A.R. DVD & POSTER!
If you pizza when you’re supposed to french fry, you’re gonna have a bad day
If you pizza when you’re suppposed to french fry, you’re gonna have a bad day
I just bought these boots like 25 years ago.
Snow Shark!!!!!! AHHHH
Five years later at a cocktail party…..
“I’m so extreme I broke my boot in half once”
“My ski boots are broken, My Ski boots are broken”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eitvXCqe4E
”Introducing the much improved 2013 Salomon Quest AT boot… this time we quality tested it..seriously, we did”
Yeah I sent it. So what’s the point score here?
never set the din on your boots higher than the din on your bindings!
Yes, it was that cold.
Squaw patroller after weedwacking mid December.
Product testing the new $99.00 Costco AT package
This Jerry Should Not Have Purchased Boots Made By Playmobil!
Why you dont by boots made by playmobil or lego..
Broken??… No, No this is custom
One minute I’m swishin’ down to the slopes to Gorrona, then my boots broke. I think it’s cause they forgot to groom the moguls.
I shred da chimney so hard I break my boots brah
“Official Ski Boots of the US Ski Olympic Ski Team, supplied by Ralph Lauren.”
you have an extreme obsession with the chimney..
ALL the slopes are closed you need to find a chimney of the female variety
your sauce is weak!
Anybody got any duct tape?
and then i remembered that i bought ski gear before my kids even thought of going to college…because I had no kids
introducing full tilt’s original 3 piece boot
Did you see how hard he kicked that guy?
Fuck my ass third pair of ski boots in 60 years.
Vail gaper!! nuff said!
They better warrantee these!
…wait, you are saying that fischer and fisher-price are two different companies?
“Just flip the sole over, clip it back together and… there. Crampons.
The Bootfitter said they were “eggshellent” quality… I thought it was just an accent.
Introducing the all new Salomon STHX DIN-100 Bindings… Your boots (or bones) will break before they do.
should’ve been a snowboarder
He kept yelling free your heel, free your mind!
Duct tape oughtta do it
He’s skiing on one ski!
It took me all summer to collect those cereal box UPC labels, I hope the Spiderman boots I just sent for are gonna be better than these Ironman boots.
“I knew it was cold when my boot broke in half, but then my hand fell off and I knew it was REALLY cold”
imagine what my boot would have looked like if the chimney wasn’t so small
Chinese manufacturing makes your feet cold. Buy American
how?
Where did I put that receipt?
Didn’t smack my poles enough…
yeah i stomped
“These were supposed to go with my SnowBee”
if you need to release, find a hooker, cuz’ it aint happening with our bindings!
shit, i brought the worng boots!!
Perfect for the ski in bar……..Just cruize right up, snap off your boot and grab a beer… party time!
The initial prototypes of snow-snake removal boots yielded mixed results.
Another nail in the coffin for rear entry
“oh man, thank god that wasn’t my penis!”
I am better than you!
I think my bindings broke
man, these bindings suck!
I set my DIN at 30 brah…
“So I break even on the GNAR points then?”
…”you should see the other guy”…..
Marker’s short lived foray into the boot market.
“I saw these side-entry boots at O.R. They are so sick. I can’t wait to pro-form a pair next season.”
Who’s the dill-hole who negged just about every response?
Let’s just go back to the Chamois…
rear entry. not just sore assholes anymore.