Photo has been removed my request of Jackson Hole Mountain Resort
This gem, which was taken sometime this winter, is a glimpse of a rarely seen tram melt down. The passenger looks completely terrified, grasping one of the poles like there was no floor beneath him or her. He or she may or may not be praying. So, what caption would you put with this? Whoever comes up with the best one-liner will get some Unofficial swag. Good luck!
A Winner will be declared later today.
He’s not praying, he’s Tebowing.
Tebowing to the Top
Dick Cheney embraces the pole Tebow-style.
Caption.
This pole dancing stuff was sure a lot easier in a bikini.
this pole smells like Lyndsay Dyer!
Insert “Tebowing” joke here:
Come on Tim Konrad, it’s not that high. You can download from the top if you have to.
thank’s for not killing me mr. tram.
Damn, I should have stayed at Northstar…
“baby steps onto the tram…baby steps around the tram, I’m on the tram……….ahhhhhhh” Bill Murray – “what about bob”
This never would have happened at vail
to dance or not to dance… f**k it, I can dance!
*gaper gasp*
If there is a god, will you please leave some gnar for when I make it to the top? p.s. Did I lock up the Subaru
AND I KNIGHT THEE, Sir Gapenkook.
Please ghost wolf please don’t take a bite out of my A*& I just wanna make it to the top to shred some pow.
“Oh NO! I left my screen at home!!! How am I supposed to update my status and tell everyone how much fun I am having while skiing?!!!
sorry guys just covering up the morning wood
…and he thought corbets looked easy.
“Uh-mm, I should probably stretch before I throw a dub-cork into Corbet’s”
Tebowing while pooping and peeing myself hey I am scared ok.
Tebow Tram leaves every half hour
YEP, I’M GONNA PUKE.
Please god let me rip the sh*t out of this line
just working on my tele technique
It’s better to go skiing and think of god, then to go to church and think of skiing.
Don’t look down they said, it’s not that high they said, those little lying bastards!!
Bill just realized it was International G.N.A.R. Day and he is going to have to do a B.N. down Corbets
This is NOTHING like Breckenridge!
“I’m gonna kill the smelly b*stard that claims that one!”
Excuse me, that seat is reserved for people in wheel chairs, not pussies.
A waffle from Corbet’s Cabin has caused yet another person to crap their icebreakers.
I wish I was back at Squaw where I feel safe.
the powder! its too deep! don’t make me go out there again! I cant swim!
“Let me just take a look…..YUP left my balls at home….not going near Corbets today…..awww shucks!”
The tramatised tramateur was having a tramatic vacation experience.
Shit I forgot to blog on Unofficial this morning, they are going to kill me
waiting for newman to come in behind him
did I just drop my cell?
Nope that’s my lunch……
Is that Gnome with the altoids down here??
Oh My God!! I have to take a giant poop!!
Wait, the Marine Corps only flies real low in Italy, right?
“Game Time”
Urrrgh, I thought those Jager bombs were a good idea at 4am…
That’s the last time I go shot for shot with the locals… Those women can DRINK!
Glen was known to wax his pole when no one was looking
They should offer Bikram Yoga up here.
So this is Jackson’s Pole?
i just crapped my pants
“This is what Christians do when they see a BN”
“God, if you can hear me, please make that guy stop shitting in a bucket on the tram… this aint jersey”
As soon as I’m done crying, I’m gonna rip the shit outta this shit!
Let me yank your rod some more!
Check this pole wacking…….
In the name of our powder, the tram and the cold smoke, Amen.
“I never should have read Unofficial Whistler’s How To Eat A free Lunch Every Day article. And this time I forgot my bag!”
That John Denver was full of shit, man
There’s a fire! QUICK down the fire pole!!!!
I got this……I’ve pole danced in worse conditions……..
Hmm.. This pole kinda smells like Shawn Whites balls.
“Dear God…. make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here…”
Trambow, I can’t believe your a pro, I am SO much better than you!