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Dude, you totally got this.
“so before i go first, can we talk GNAR points?”
“I didn’t really like him anyways”
its either this or go home and read unofficial.
“damn, mom’s crazy”
Uh, Send It (?)
“This has to be the fountain of youth!” “how do ya figure?” “well, after we hop in we remain whatever age we are now for eternity”
Line Pause, minus 50 GNAR points.
“Redbull presents: Supercrazy free fall waterfall kayak flugtag 2012.”
“you think this will look big on the Go Pro?”
We got this. First kayak BASE jump ever
At least they died doing what they loved, which was being incredibly stupid.
Fuck! Look out for strainers
Hmmmm told him that first step was a doozy!!
“Dude, you could be the first to ever piss midline here”
Somebody call Bam Majera, tell him were sending this tandem.
You dropped the lighter where?!
Dude, hold my beer.
It’s just like the chimney without the snow plus water. You got this
Man got all the way here and only brought my creek boat. You go ahead….
‘I think it goes…’
Hey guys, Check it out! I can see my house from here!!!
Looks kind of exposed…..
It’s puss just hit it!
What do you mean my contact is down there…
The real man’s chimney.
fkna, red bull gives you wings
“It looked a lot smaller from below”
Dude! Your boats down there brah. See it over there?
“Is it flat?”
sure looks different from up here
shane would huck it
Should we start with this low side and work our way up?
“This has nothing on the CHIMNEY!”
Oh shit! I just dropped my paddle!
Maybe we should have mixed vodka with the Red Bull.
“Should I hit it?!”
It’s not getting any smaller.
“see, we don’t need parachutes”
Kayakers find the edge of the earth
I’ve gone bigger in the chim- chim- chimney
okay, whatever floats your boat.
“so… you’re telling me if i hit this first, you’ll sponsor me?”
She did NOT look that FAT in her kayak!
She didn’t look that fat in her wetsuit!
Man, I really gotta pee!
Dude, some day I wish that cameraman would just stay home
So this is the “small line” comapred to that one over there?
“that’s nothing bro….let’s go hit this bitch from the top” – bro bra dude
“Just send it pussy!”
“I thought we were going roller skating!”
“What’s the slope angle?”
“Sure the clowns at Unofficial may think we’re idiots, but at least we know the difference between whoever and whomever.”
Just taking a piss mid-line.
“I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna’ come down for quite some time.”
Soooo i guess this is the end… lets just go home and watch cash cab
“That’s where unofficial is headed if they keep posting this crap”
They call it extream, we call it Wednesday.
wwcd, what would colbert do?
Damn that was the last beer…
Probably boring anyways.
lets whack some paddles first
are you sure this is the right way ?
I swear this wasn’t here last time I came
Shit, I forgot my GoPro. Now I wont be able to beat off to this footie of me shredding later.
Just go down there and jump off something for crying out loud!!!
Where did the river go it was here yesterday?
(guy on the left): HAHAHA! did this guy just trip?
(guy in the middle): NO NO! He just decided to do it!
(guy on the right): …Tyler…not again!
Do you guys think he made it?
“Mom, umm yea thats just static, bad reception. Anywho calling to say hi, bout to get raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddd”
Don’t go too far right, and don’t go too far left, but definitely don’t run down the middle……
“Dude.. where’s my car?”
“No Points if they are not Naked!”
Damn bro. Didnt think things would get this gnar today.
C H I C K E N!
SHOULD I CALL PATROL?!
Ha! Look at that MASSIVE cliff in the background! From this angle our nice little 20 footer will look HUGE!
Rock, Paper, Scissors
“alright babe, dont worry about these little waterfalls, this pool of water behind us is a fine place to practice rolls”
go that way really really fast, if something gets in your way. TURN!
Rock, Paper, Scissors, I shit myself.
“Just a sec, I have Scott Schmidt on speed dial. “
“Is it a floater?”
I dont know guys…. Looks like a flat landing
“it’s amazing how many comments an official post gets when they offer free shit. Anyway, time to float the boat, see you on the flipped side.”
Playboaters look in awe at an enormous, unrunable waterfall.
Ah, the hell with it. Just hit it with speed and you should be fine.
i can see my house from here
told you we should have gone to the top
I think I see a line right there….
What would Shane do?
Hold my beer, I’m gonna try something
….but you have on a lifejacket AND a helmet. Where’s the risk?
“…thats what the life jacket AND helmet are for. Where is the risk broah?”
I can see my house from here…
Brochure said catorgory 5, yeah right.
Catagory 5, yeah right.
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