#1 Hat to best Facebook caption
#2 Hat to best Website caption
This is the Hat
i bet youre gonna shoulder it like a pussy aren’t you?
Wheres Liam Neeson when you need him…
uhhhhhh! i wish i had my poles!
soooo… which way did he say we go?
“How many points for a BN?”
This is going to take some pole whack!
Dude hold my beer and watch this
“He said to meet us here…”
Hows the landing?!
it’s amazing how strong this………………..
adventure… always bite off more than you can chew
” This one is yours dude. I will put you on belay and you start kicking. Then we will be able to shred this slope!”
“… you sure the GPS said to go this way?!?”
When I said Cornice Cantina, this is not what I had in mind!
“That side isn’t groomed.”
If you are cold, just jump up and down for awhile.
Dude, my GPS show we are standing right on top of the Chimney. Fuck we got a ton of snow this year.
I already checked this side, you go look over the other side. I know the Chimney is here somewhere.
Should I hit it? Is it flat?
Be careful, there’s supposed to be a big cornice around here somewhere…
“this isn’t where I parked my car”
I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque…
go that way really fast, if something gets in your way, turn
You first. You so got this!
You feel that?
is it on? is the red light on?
I thought you grabbed the papers!
T-minus 5 seconds till departure.
Yeah dude? We found you a sweet flat helipad for pick up!
I can see chads gap from here!
Dad, what are you doing? It’s Shark Week.
Are you sure this is good for a snow cave?
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
Go for it Tanner!
Dude, snowshoeing rules.
Can’t we put the bathroom closer to camp?
I’m the best skier on the mountain!!
Sweetie, are you sure this is where the cache is?
Hey!! Where’s Harry??
“Gary, you’re sure this is the green run right?”
“HEY! Check this out!! I’m going to rip the shit out of this!!!!”
“You know what they say… The bigger the cornice.. The longer I whack my pole..”
man this aint my line, this a cornice….i stomped it to the ground
“Huh. I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.”
“I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.”
“dude, we got this! we ride the cornice down the mountain! I say GO, and we start jumping up and down on the boot-line. it’s gonna be epic!”
“It looks a little unstable down there. The cornice-cutter’s in your pack, right?”
You’re right, we should dig a pit to be safe.
i’m gonna need a really big bowl once i get myself outta this mess
Dude; You drop first I’ll be right behind you.
I think it goes, bra!
What do mean “unfair property line?” You side’s got the sick views, dude
Hey, where did your dog go?
How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of this cornice?
JENKIES!!! Scooby-Doo, I guess that wraps up the mystery.
Dumb and Dumber entertain their options.
Dumb and Dumber Contemplate their options.
alright we should be fine just remember what the instructor said about the pizza and french fry turning
Huck it pussy!
don’t be a pussy I’ve dropped bigger
Huck that shit you fucking pussy! Before I huck your moms pussy. Bitch.
I don’t remember this scene in Dumb and Dumber
Have you seen Goldie? I swear she was just standing right next to me.
Whoa, this is cool, Beavis….are we…huh, hunh, hunh…like, on a cornice?
Ummm…naw! But maybe should jump up and down just to make sure…eh, heh, henh, hmmh….
I think I just sharted.
“You go stomp on the edge! I’m not going too! Alright! Let’s roshambo for it! Even better I’m going to get my nephew Timy Dutton to do it, he sleeps in his squirrel suit and if it goes he’ll fly out!” “Perfect go get him”
WWSD (What Would Shane Do)
Future Darwin Award Winners
“you go stomp on the edge, I’m not going to do it” “lets play rock, paper, scissors, for it” “better yet, let me get my nephew Timy Dutton to go stomp on it, because if it goes he can backflip it and pull it off in his squirrel suit and fly away” ” sounds good go get him”
Why waste money on a guide
WHOMP! Woah i didn’t know there was the possibility of an avalanche on this flat cliff…
Dude I bet you cant get that icicle down there
Told ya they don’t call it Moby Dick’s head for nothing!
I wish i brought my skis to jump this thing.
why do you have a parachute on?
Is it flat?!
what??… I couldn’t think of a better place for a blumpkin. you game?
“So yeah, it looks like Johnny took a wrong turn on the way to the loo…”
Pierre would do it.
Dude, I’m positive this is where the treasure is buried!
Let’s have a safety meeting before we get into any gnar.
Well Fuck, Where are we supposed to go now?
“Dude, this needs a caption”
We were going to rip that line to the left but decided the consequences were too high if something went wrong and chose to play it safe instead
Let me see that trail map !!
YO ….You see my white Valkerie?
I’ll stay here and you guys go over there.
It’ll be sweet photo.
Must be Darwin’s day off
Talisker should totally build a lift up here!
Back at the gate it listed 4 things we needed beacon,probe,shovel and what was the fourt?. It started with K and ended with Ledge.
Team Warner Brothers
Well, where are your skis? Let’s get going.
Where are yours? I”M THINKING!
“So we pushed the Gaper off” ” Now what do you want to do?”
Kyle: cartman ya fat ass, if you step on your gonna kill us all!
Cartman: shut up at least im not a dumb Jew!
Hey Mitt, just back up a few steps for a sweet pic…just a couple more…
sure it’s safe, i ski here all the time!
“well hanz said this was where the fondue place was…”
this has to be the most un funny group list of captions I’ve ever seen. Its enough to make me want to jump off that cornice.
I don’t know man !? . . . on the videos they just saw it, and it falls off
You passed your Avy level 1 right…?
Lookz O.K. to me time to HUCK little brother
F*ck…………..we are gonna have to pole whack for soooooo long.
Snow Angel time?
He said he had to take a piss!
Chuck was here just a minute ago!?
Looks like we should have stomped out an image of John’s skinny dick somewhere else, huh?
“Where the sidewalk ends”
This is the gold claim you bought?
I can see employee housing from here
I’m sorry I thought I grabbed a lighter
“ok, similar aspect. similar elevation. pit goes here. shovel……”
…..alright your a natural at this game. Now Simon says “go left 17 steps, Simon says come back 17 steps”. Perfect attention to detail! Your turn now, Simon says go forward 22 1/2 steps and do this with your eyes closed……………….
Asps. Very Dangerous. You go first.
Uhh… I gotta run back to the car, cuz I, uhh… forgot my GoPro!
Just another couloir. Couple pole whacks and you in.
“Are you crazy? Of course we can build here–we’ve got homeowners insurance!”
Gnar? Check. Throw me a rope.
is this a double black or something?
Lessons in pole whacking…
“…And that was the second time I got crabs.”
good thing i brought my gopro!
One city slicker said to the other city slicker, “are we EXTREMO yet?”
Send me the hat.
Darn they still haven’t fixed the path to Mordor!
I’ll flip ya for your ‘chute.
Anger leads to fear, Fear leads to hate, Hate is the ultimate force of the Gnar side!
So, any idea why this is called Insanity Point?
Yeah, and I’m gonna put the master bath and jacuzzi right… here.
So Jimmy, you say you want to marry my daughter.
I told you we should have gone to Vail.
“Hey bro, help me build a phat kicker”
I told you to pack the parachutes…
“We are so F#$ked, I blame you.”
I swear it was here a week ago.
“what is the guy taking the picture yelling at us? ”
“I think he said smooth…”
“Dropping in 3, 2, 1…”
the pride rock of winter time.
“Heads I’m the Road Runner, tails you’re Wile E. Coyote.”
Man, I love the Weeeeesssssstttttttttttttttt
Apple maps ?
Gabe Walker: “I knew I shouldn’t have listened to that bitch Jesse. Hal can kiss my ass…”
I know we’re lost, alright! Let’s just keep following these ski tracks.
Magic That! or… rather Holy s#4@?
This moment brought to you by Apple.
YOU WANNA DO WHAT?!?!?!
Euro accent of your choice, ” We totally represent Europe, we are so totally fucking gnar in our sporty ski suites, and very X-treme!!
Well shit……. glad we got them airbag packs on.
Dude: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Dude 2: Ya that John Denver’s full of shit, man.
Hi, I’m from Germany. Where is that picture taken?
No , your right, this is the perfect place to set up camp .
No, your right, this is the perfect place to set up camp.
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