This weeks photo by Salomon Racing Facebook Page
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#2 Hat to best Website caption
This poor bloke is ducking to avoid his friends super powerful fart!
deep purple
Smoke…… on the racer. Fire in the sky!
Audi, getting dudes in skinsuits to bend over since 1909.
sausage suit!!!!!!!!
Nothing like a good fart to get you moving
I would write a witty comment, but I’m not clear on the rules for a captain contest…
pretty swift correction skills, well played…
That’s special. I learned how to ski with an edgie-wedgie.
“quick duck!! dodge the semen!!”
“quick duck!! dodge the semen!”
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a skiier?
You take the Audi out of the room…
Said 5 seconds prior… Don’t Move! …I’m going to shoot an apple off your head with a rocket launcher
Training for Alaska.
Just like the Audi Allroad: smokin’ and at home on any terrraine.
“Maybe now I will be able to party as hard as Bode Miller”
Move the vaporizer a foot lower !
Some guy from the Czech republic succesfully stole audi automotives wind tunnel chamber.
aerodynamics are set…time to earn that 5 star safety rating
Hey I just met you,
and you look crazy,
justin chillin here,
with purple hazy.
Rudi Garmisch can blow my wind
That Audi just stole my Joint!
new wc course in adu dabi.
Going for Gold? Rebagliati didn’t tuck that low.
“This would suck way more if i didn’t have my ski pole flask and a bendy straw”
“Let of some steam, Bennett”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19R2fDXCzcM
Wait… I’m not a car…
Look ma! I’m a car!
So fast! All the DJs say DAMN! If my tuck was a drug, they’d sell it by the gram!
2nd hand smoke aversion for the olympic athlete
“Damnit, that bug is so much faster than me.”
Spending hundreds of thousands just to develop the most aerodynamically efficient way to take it up the butt. Pffffffffff Germans!
Spending hundreds of thousands just to find the most aerodynamically efficient way to take it up the butt….. Pffffffffffff Germans!
Dude this is lame. How many more months till Winter?
ski emissions testing center.
science
science..
Fastest switch skier in the world.
hey look, im drafting Lindsay Vonns flatulence
Who blew ass?
He is being hired to walk Mitt Romney’s dog on the way to Deer Valley.
It was at this moment that the scientists realized they had forgot to secure the jet pack to the skier’s back
I’ve skied this super steep downhill course before. Let me think, that’s right, this course is just like the Northstar DH course.
Did I check my DIN setting?
Fart Missile!
Shane (off to the left): “That was me!”
“Hey look, frost”
i wonder how many G.N.A.R. points im losing for this?