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It probably won’t be quite this exciting.

Snowbird ski resort will install a highly controversial roller coaster on its mountain.  The Salt Lake County Planning Commission voted unanimously to approve the “mountain coaster” last Wednesday.  Snowbird already has summer rides including:  “the Alpine Slide, Mountain Flyer, Ropes Course, Climbing Wall, Kids’ Inflatables, Bungy Trampolines and Mechanical Bull will all open June 8th,” said The Ski Channel.

- 3,100 foot long track
- Toboggans will be pulled up by a cable to the top
- Toboggans holding two passengers each will run the coaster
- Loading and unloading of toboggans at the base of the Peruvian Express Chairlift
- Will be entirely on private land
- No blueprints available yet
Park City ski resort already has an “Alpine Coaster.”
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Alpine Coaster @ Park City

COASTER PROS:

- It’ll be damn fun

- Boost summertime business in Little Cottonwood Canyon

“This is an important project for us to help keep our company competitive and a competitive business and will also help to contribute to the local economy and local tourism.” -  Snowbird General Manager Bob Bonar

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protesting the original coaster plan

COASTER CONS:

- It could be an eye-sore

- The environmental impact of building it

“It’s gonna be, like, lame, dude.” – local environmentalist

Do you folks think this is all too much?  Is Snowbird turning into a circus?

Check out the original plans for the roller coaster:

16 Comments

  1. Vote -1 Vote +1Tina
    says:

    Looks fun to me. how do you ski over it in the winter?

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  2. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1.
    says:

    Sounds fucking stupid…
    Might provide for an awesome jib during the winter though.

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  3. Vote -1 Vote +1analyomous
    says:

    rode the one at Park Ciy… pretty ghey

    Reply
  4. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Bob
    says:

    Save our canyon = douchebags

    Reply
  5. +5 Vote -1 Vote +1apesaw
    says:

    If you play SSX, you already know what a killer rail slide combo potential this thing is.

    Reply
  6. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1bob bonar
    says:

    In honor of this site, we are planning to name it the Chimney Sweep.

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    • +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
      says:

      You must be new here. The chimney is at squaw and is gay. Snowbird is actually quite nice.
      Here to help.

      Reply
  7. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1TairyHesticles
    says:

    Save Our Canyons = rich ignorant assholes

    Reply
  8. Vote -1 Vote +1noob fag
    says:

    it isn’t going to be on the skiable side of the mountain, unless they’ve changed their plans again.

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1brian
      says:

      they did. original plans were to put it on superior on land that dick bass owns. the “compromise” (read: “carefully planned strategy by snowbird”) is going to be that bass “hands over” that land on superior to the forest service and the coaster gets built in p-gulch……….. oh…. and just this tiny other little detail that the land is exchanged for permits to use public land in mary ellen gulch. were talking several years out for that part though

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  9. Vote -1 Vote +1Billy
    says:

    Fuck the environmental bitches who hate on the bird for building on the land they already own. If it weren’t for those people snowbird would have a tram to the top of little superior. Fuck yeah!

    Summers are a financial black hole for ski resorts. This will hopefully get more people up canyon to spend money. It’s not just coaster ticket sales, but revenue from food and drink, and hopefully the other summer attractions that will keep them solvent in the summer months. I mean, riding up Peruvian with no snow is fun right?

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  10. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Fthecoaster
    says:

    Keep the coaster out of the canyon…. these coasters are for thrill seekers who cannot control their own body enough to thrill themselves. Send them to Disney….

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  11. Vote -1 Vote +1CHAVEZ
    says:

    ITS FUNNY TO LISTEN TO ALL YOU GUYS COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING
    THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU IF DONT LIKE DONT RIDE IT SIMPLE.

    Reply
  12. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Dr. Dynamite
    says:

    EVERYONE LOOK AT MY RESPONSE!
    IT’S IN CAPITAL LETTERS WHICH MEANS WHAT I SAY IS EXTRA IMPORTANT

    Reply

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