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We have all heard a girl say most of these things at least once or thrice.  It is super funny to hear them all in a row like this.  There is more truth in this video than there is in the Bible. Big ups to Lynsey Dyer for putting this funny clip together for all of us to laugh at. You gotta love the ladies of the hill and the Sh*t that comes out of their pretty little mouths.

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  1. +25 Vote -1 Vote +1hahagoodvideo
    says:

    “ahh I just took my beacon to my tit”… classic

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  2. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1Skibedford
    says:

    “I don’t feel so good.” “Maybe you’re pregnant.” LOL

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  3. Vote -1 Vote +1Mat
    says:

    aaahh….girl skiers…i love’em.

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  4. Vote -1 Vote +1David Saputo
    says:

    That was fricken great!

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  5. Vote -1 Vote +1norcal4ever
    says:

    “I have Cramps” “oh my god hi”

    repost and make this viral!

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  6. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “Do I have icicles on my ‘stache?”

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  7. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “Beat it Local!”

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  8. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “I like the Fingers.”

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  9. +4 Vote -1 Vote +1JayBalls
    says:

    There are chicks that ski? Not in my ski town. That’d be cool if there were, tho…

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  10. +19 Vote -1 Vote +1Nate
    says:

    when has a girl in a ski town EVER wondered where the single guys are?

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  11. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
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    “Is that Daryn Edmunds?”

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  12. Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “I prefer rocker.”

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  13. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “It’s only 2″.”

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  14. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “Is that Charlie Cohn?”

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  15. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “My boyfriend had a dream about camber. Who is she?”

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  16. -5 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “I “heart” snowboarders.”

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  17. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “Did you Facebook that photo?”

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  18. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “I love Pinterest!”

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  19. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Cookin' burgers in Lost Valley
    says:

    “Give me Liberty or give me death.”

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  20. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Kyle
    says:

    “I can keep up” was missing :-P

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  21. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1J. Olsson
    says:

    JOSS let’s create a film.

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  22. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Amongst us girls
    says:

    ‘Should I hit it?”

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  23. Vote -1 Vote +1Dudley Dawson
    says:

    We’ve got bush! We’ve got bush!

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  24. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Celeste Prescott
    says:

    Love it!!! Must admit that I have said most of those things numerous times…lol

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  25. Vote -1 Vote +1JK
    says:

    Yup. Dyer, you nailed it!

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  26. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1tBatt
    says:

    Do you have any chapstick?

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  27. Vote -1 Vote +1David
    says:

    11 secs in, state of the room and ski sock hunt the story of every morning in the mountains with my daughters!

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1Yeti
      says:

      My sons only get out the door because I lay out their gear every morning, the quicker they get ready, the faster I get out the door!

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  28. +4 Vote -1 Vote +1Squaw gal
    says:

    That was better than sex!

    I’ve said that on epic powder days……..missing here

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  29. Vote -1 Vote +1snowbird tram
    says:

    look at this gaper with full face go pro’d helmet and bamboo poles complaining about how packed the tram is….poser

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    • +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Daryn Edmunds
      says:

      Hate Hate Hate. You new guys are always hating. ( I know you are new, because if you have been here a while you would know better.) I like you, I like everyone. I guess I have been posing really hard almost every day for 10 years. That is hard work. Show some love. Plus I would never complain about the tram being full, only about slow loads that cut down on overall ski time.

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1Kyler
      says:

      Meow

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1RoxyGirl
      says:

      Panda Poles are gettin’ there, give ‘em some time (if that’s what you are refering to)….the rest I agree with

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  30. Vote -1 Vote +1mtngrl
    says:

    Good Work Izzy and Leah……

    I agree with the above poster. “This almost compares to other thing I love most in the world, bat that requires no clothing”…..I’ve said that more than a few times.

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  31. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Ski Bum
    says:

    Funny and well done. Dyer and friends did a great job.

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  32. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1jo
    says:

    I wanna go out with dyer. she can shred with the best of the best, is super hot, and has a good sense of humor. triple threat. as wayne and garth would say. shaaaawing!

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  33. Vote -1 Vote +1Jason
    says:

    “Maybe your pregnant.”

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  34. +4 Vote -1 Vote +1Suck at skiing but good at MW3
    says:

    Lindsey Dyer is so damn hot.

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  35. Vote -1 Vote +1leoz
    says:

    I’d marry the shit out of any of those girls.

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  36. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Mr Sex Wax
    says:

    Hey all you cold ladies out there, you know who you are with your frozen toesies and icicle noses. Come over here and have a seat by the fire while you drink this tumbler of Rumple Minze…oooh that warmed up your flat tone tum tum now didnt it?

    Now let me go toss your jammies in the dryer, oh yeah I know how you like it. Freshen up your drink? Youre not drunk silly, your just really funny. Of course youll warm up, its called a Hot Tub for a reason.

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  37. Vote -1 Vote +1utskigirl
    says:

    I posted this to my fb…and it’s so true, i think i’ve said all of those things at least once! *Especially* “Puppy!!!!!” to the avy dogs, and then swearing and muttering when i get caught in some nature danger….oh, and “Maybe you’re pregnant?”

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  38. Vote -1 Vote +1Skier Gurl
    says:

    Lol. The best ever!

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  39. Vote -1 Vote +1Sierrainmammoth
    says:

    Love!!!!!
    “brrrrrrr!”
    Also: “I have to pee!”

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