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Although you might be growing a little tired of the “Sh*t _______ say” trend, this video on sales reps is worth the watch. Yes, it’s geared toward the skate/surf market, but it also transgresses many other action sports. Anybody that’s been/spoken with a sales rep can appreciate it. Would like to have heard, “Yeah, the snow’s really not so bad, all things considered,” or, “At least it’s not as bad as Colorado.” Funny stuff nonetheless.

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  1. +4 Vote -1 Vote +1dandy
    says:

    “No problem, i’ll totally send you some swag when i get back to the office”

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  2. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Just Another Rep
    says:

    Sorry, no pro forms now. You gotta get those early before the season starts!

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  3. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Erock
    says:

    the more rasta the better, right?

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  4. Vote -1 Vote +1Local Mounter
    says:

    As a snowboard buyer, and SIA veteran, this video is the most accurate portrayal of “most” sales reps we encounter… one thing I would have added would have been “We are out of proforms” and “yeah man, super discounts for sure!” or “yeah Ill get you the Bro Deal”

    instant classic

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  5. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1jackloc
    says:

    “oh, sorry, we’re all out of that color/size”

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  6. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1gnarcephony
    says:

    “this one is gonna be your bread and butter”

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  7. Vote -1 Vote +1earlyups
    says:

    Classic! “Jay-Z wore this”

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  8. Vote -1 Vote +1Kranz Flammer
    says:

    “Oh, Dude! We’ve got a SICK ambassador program; just let me know what you want by August” (quote from Mark Mackay, formerly of Orage/Atomic. Yeah, never happened)

    “you’re friends with Rosen/Furtney? Why are you on Dynastar?”

    “Today’s customer already knows everything from the internet. There’s no more need for any romance on the sales floor.”

    “This is our take on the whole rocker thing.”

    “Rocker is just a fad.” (Fischer rep 2 years ago)

    “So they (rival company) shit-canned that boot cuz they couldn’t get it to ski well?”

    “Nah, it’s just a graphics change. Still the same it’s been for 5 seasons.”

    “No way our corporate online presence will affect your sales.”

    “No way our corporate brick & mortar presence will affect your sales.”

    “how ’bout we put a size run in on wheels?”

    “Look, if it were up to me, I’d open you, but it’s not my call.”

    AND shit reps NO LONGER SAY:

    “2%-10 net 120″

    “If you bump your order up another 20%, you’ll get it back in co-op ad allowance.”

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