White will never be good enough to be in a Whiskey film.
He can’t ride a dirt bike, break bottles on his head, back flip of a marquee, snowboard, skateboard, and hold his liquor while doing any and all of the above. He might be able to play the role of someone who gets their ass beat to Eye of the Tiger.
well thats a doozy!
where’d my other earring go?
Check out the topsheet graphic for Shaun’s new pro model!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw
I was like #YOLO but then i was like – http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/09/17/0917-shaun-white-mug-shot-article-tmz-2.jpg
Forgot to spit out his stride gum. Yeti found him.
Skin tight leather pants just don’t fly in the South if you’re a dude.
PROOF ! – that gingers have no souls!
Did i get gold?
perfect score, 100!
… And boom goes the dynamite.
Always on fire
Totally not bro, bro
“New profile photo for the X-games.”
Now other pros might like him.
“look, I can grow facial hair too’
Did I get a 100? Perfect score?
He just got arrested for banging horses
I got a pipe if you got some crack man
Well at least they gave him a hair tie….you know cuz he’s going to jail in Tennessee.
And he’s gunna be sucking dee
For the next two years, Sean practiced hand plants with a bar of soap and a bed rail.
First his on “friends with benefits” now hes got a role on ” first week in”? I’d say Shaun’s moving up in the world.
I think Mitt Romney just assaulted me and cut off my hair!
Is that Gary Busey?
This is the least gay he’s ever looked
Shoulda got high like Michael Phelps, you definitely don’t want this one on Facebook.
hahahaha
I know where the white lightening is, follow me…….
Sean Pettit on coke
Crap – I should not have worn my tight jeans tonight. Guess I’ll be real popular here…
Crap – I should not have worn my tight jeans tonight. Guess I’ll be real popular here…
I’m a snowboarder.. and I’m a mormon
“I’m Talking About Mountain Dews Baby”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-1D_MJzsNU
Goddamn snowboarders…
A gorilla escaped from the zoo, and PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE!
Afterbang’s about to take on a whole new meaning.
Dude, I AM Shaun White.
Totally got white girl wasted
i was arrested for wearing skinny jeans on a friday night….
“Whiskey 4: The Return of Boozey the Clown”
White will never be good enough to be in a Whiskey film.
He can’t ride a dirt bike, break bottles on his head, back flip of a marquee, snowboard, skateboard, and hold his liquor while doing any and all of the above. He might be able to play the role of someone who gets their ass beat to Eye of the Tiger.
confused himself with the original Shaun….
Palmer
“Northstar California – The way it should be”
pure gold
Shaun! I can’t believe you are a pro. I am so much better than you!
“It’s really my fault. I made him mad. I should be a better wife and these things wouldn’t happen”
The Flying Tomato got SMASHED
Wait, why the hell am I in Tennessee?
I did it in the park.
Someone got white girl wasted
redneck andre 3000?
“..and then I went all Shaun Palmer up in that b!tch!”
Always bet on black.
ata boy, always knew he had it in him
Eric Stoltz has some competition for Mask 2
I guess I should concede ginger supremecy to Carrot Top after all.
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Of A Male Prostitute Who Got Caught Giving A Guy A Footski In A Parking Lot?
We would not know, does it?
No, really, this is Nashville, all the rooms look like that officer.
I remember my first beer