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Last week we posted What ever happened to Rollerblading? Well… Here’s the Story. The post sparked some chatter in the comment section which lead us to this video posted by Basshole. “keep in mind this is from 2006. heres some 2012 blading http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izNZj5OFMN0” After watching the video we had a question.

Question: Why don’t more Park Skiers Rollerblade? 

3 reasons why they should.

  • Keeps your balance on point during the off season.
  • Works your ski muscles.
  • Builds air awareness.

3 reasons why they don’t. 

  • newschoolers says rollerblading is for dweebs.
  • They don’t want to look like this guy
  • Babes don’t bang rollerbladers.

 


Why?

33 Comments

  1. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Fart boy 82'
    says:

    reasons why they don’t.

    #4. When a Skittle is taken out of its environment he looks beyond retarded.

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  2. -6 Vote -1 Vote +1krewmemberx
    says:

    I sk8board which helps me to stay ready for snowboarding

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  3. Vote -1 Vote +1wilbs
    says:

    blading trashes your knees from the falls.

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  4. -14 Vote -1 Vote +1In zee middle
    says:

    growing a beard riding, a motorcycle and wearing roller blades that look like work boots does not make this faggy sport look cool. Sorry it’s not working, still as gay as ever. The good news is now that the fruit boots resemble work boots you can dress like the construction worker form the village people and still be in uniform.

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    • -3 Vote -1 Vote +1n1ggerz
      says:

      You must like dicks to think up shit like that hahahahahah faggot. You let me know when u become pro at a sport. Sucking dicks isn’t a sport

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  5. +10 Vote -1 Vote +1Markd
    says:

    That was sweet! Brndom Smith killing it for decades! If rollerblading is gay, then so is all park skiing, just saying..

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  6. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1kyle morley
    says:

    rollerblading is fucking boss and if you dont like it go buy a skateboard and try to be tony hawk

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  7. -15 Vote -1 Vote +1PurpscurpSKATESTYLE
    says:

    Let it be known that skateboarding and rollerblading have ALMOST nothing to do with skiing or snowboarding. It seems as if the snowboarders that wear the “Thrasher” or whatever hoodies when they ride are the most apt to become butt hurt when a skier tries to pull of the “skate style.” Stop trying so hard you dooshers. Skiing has been around long before skateboarding, blading, or snowboarding. Therefore, you’re all actually copying skiing. Stop being a bunch of piseed off kooks and have fun.

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    • +2 Vote -1 Vote +1I do not know where to begin...
      says:

      you my friend are wrong in so many ways

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1Local Mounter
      says:

      you, kind sir / madam, are missing the point. “in-line skating” gives the user the exercise and the possibility to cross-train when there is no snow.

      Skateboarding came around well before snowboarding, yet Surfing spawned Skateboarding.

      The Norwegians and other Anglo European countries used skis long before all of the above stated… however, WHO CARES?

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  8. +8 Vote -1 Vote +1JW
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    even if it looks gay, and it surely does at times imo, I give the guy in the video credit. He pretty much slays, and if he chose to fruitboot instead of skateboard then fuck it who cares it’s his deal. To each his own; he makes it look pretty fun. For whatever reason its just not as thug/tight/chill/fresh as skateboarding, even though he is gapping some monster stair sets.

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  9. +6 Vote -1 Vote +1blad the destroyer
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    I took up skiing late in life (as in my mid-20s) and got decent pretty fast and currently don’t totally suck at it. As lame as it might be I honestly owe it all to rollerblading when I was a kid since I already knew what it felt like to stay centered and go fast. Edging was sort of new but it was a shit-ton easier to learn.

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  10. +9 Vote -1 Vote +1blad the destroyer
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    By the way rollerblading isn’t as gay as people think…. Or maybe it is. Whatever…. I don’t really give a shit what you think is gay (welcome to being a f’n adult).

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  11. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1PtrB
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    Anyone who says that blading is gay is too self conscious. It is honestly one of the hardest things i have ever tried and i have so much respect for those who are this good. to each his own. Show some respect as well.

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  12. -4 Vote -1 Vote +1tricky
    says:

    Ride bmx, it puts hair on your chest

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  13. -4 Vote -1 Vote +1Dr Longwood
    says:

    When you are born with no brain you don’t need a helmet I suppose.

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  14. Wow deep comment thread. Imo sliding on rails on rollerblades looks hard to do. Just sayin…..

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  15. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1go roller balde!
    says:

    skiers should roller blade, i couldn’t agree more… maybe if we got some poles, it would make more sense?

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  16. -2 Vote -1 Vote +1ChemDog
    says:

    That guy rips, with that being said, how is he going to explain to his fellow hell’s angels that he is a pro roller blader?

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  17. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1n1ggerz
    says:

    This rollerblader hatred is popular on the internet but not in real life when im skating amongst bikers and.boarders ……pussys? Or just got digital courage. To each his own. Plus we have scooters to.bag on Haha jk

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1Miles Clerk
      says:

      Really? I haven’t been on blades since 1999ish and it was pretty harsh. Whenever I showed up at a new park I had to take a lot of shit. Once you start throwing down some cool tricks it goes away, but it was pretty annoying. It’s good to hear that is starting to change. I wish I would have kept blading after seeing this video.

      And by the way, I could do some pretty cool stuff, lots of rails, switch 900s… but I can’t do shit in a park on skis. Maybe because it has been so long.

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  18. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1snwbrdr
    says:

    Honestly, talking shit on blading is obsolete. It’s like a comedian telling the same joke over and over. It was funny the first time now its time to be an adult. Don’t.go out of your way to post childish posts .

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  19. Vote -1 Vote +1Baytard
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    I look at it like this, rollerblading is like being a ski bum in your late 20s +. its fucking fun if your doing it, but everyone else thinks you are a jackass. Im guessing most ski bums dont give a fuck what people, just as rollerbladers prob don’t either. Who really knows what the purpose of life is, so do weird sports, don’t give a fuck and have fun. Oh and occasion lie about being a ski bum and/or rollerblader if it can bag you a hot chick or two.

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  20. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1JT Blenker
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    Skateboarder: I just 360 flipped that 5 stair. Took all day but I got the clip.
    Biker: I just 3 whipped that 10 stair. Took a couple tries but I got the clip.
    Blader: I just 180′d, 540′d, and fakie sevened that 20 stair. All first try. Got 3 clips. Let’s skate the rail now. 360 topsoul… first try.

    I always enjoy reading about people hating on sports by ranting about how gay it looks. Too bad all the riders who speak with such ignorance are truly pathetic individuals. Narrow-sighted and lacking in real depth of character and humility. But amongst the competitors in the My-Sport-Is-Better pissing contest I wanted to point to an alarming fact. The rollerblader is usually the most consistent, biggest gapping, and most tolerant of the other sports. I don’t speak in absolutes but that’s the usual. Who do you emulate or look up to? Do those people show their bigotry on their sleeve as well? Small viewpoints breed small people.

    ps. I blade and ski in the off season. Just to turn the question on its head.

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  21. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1TK
    says:

    It’s Really sad to see people consistently talk shit about Rollerblading , being called “gay/weak/easy”. I’m a blader and to gain a style like b smith it’s really hard to obtain. I had friends clown on me so hard about rollerblading to be so “Easy” yet when they put on a pair of skates they can’t skate or stand for shit. So if rollerblading were that “EASY” everyone in the world could skate like b smith. I can skateboard i’m not great at it nor i’m completely incompetent at that sport. I’m going off a rant but to hate on “rollerblading” so bad that people jump them just because they blade and they don’t fully understand, is just as bad as a hate crime or being a racist

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  22. Vote -1 Vote +1ScooterMadness
    says:

    I prefer the finesse of a finely tuned Razor Scoooter!

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  23. Vote -1 Vote +1jo
    says:

    Only mindless children hate on talented people ignore them they are usually virgins that live with mommy still and have no real life perspective other than the perspective of spoiled, pampered, sheltered, suburban, snot nosed brats. Feel free to brake their noses to teach and show them how :a “gay” skater can beat their ass and take their lunch money.

    So, if rollerblading is gay then call me Elton John cause that shit looks pretty bad ass. Also I skate boarded, bmx biked, and raced motocross for a decade. Now I ski and snowboard. They are al fun and all hard.

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